Tag Archive: suspense

Pandorum

Yet another “halp am trapped on spaceship with killer thingies” type of movie. If Aliens and Event Horizon had a baby who went into the Matrix it would kind of be like this?
Another sufferer of the whispered dialogue syndrome, followed by kung fu fighting of cool looking mutants. Oh also, there is a psycho guy [...]

Nine Dead

Summary: nine people are locked up together, they must find what crime they have in common before they are killed every 10 minutes.
Melissa Joan Hart is terrible, just terrible. If i had known before hand that she was going to be on this i wouldn’t have watched it. The dialogue is cringe worthy, the characterizations [...]

Los Cronocrímenes

Summary: time traveling happens. To prevent a paradox that will make the universe explode one pot bellied man must do a bunch of dumb shit that ultimately fucks it up more for himself.
i wanted to enjoy this movie, but i didn’t. Usually i like this sort of thing, but the completely incomprehensible development of [...]