I knew this was going to be a silly movie, and it was, but very entertaining. I felt like I was watching a bunch of cut scenes from Assassin’s Creed including the part where you jump off the pillars and totally wall run to the next set by pressing O and point the directional stick forward!
The story is about some slum boy who is recruited by the king of Persia for his incredible double wall jump skills, he can tap X twice very quickly. The king of Persia and his sons who are all strangely Anglo Saxon and speak with British accents conquer a city by mistake and some dagger with time traveling magics races ostriches with Hasassins who look like Freemen who ride horses in slow motion like a bunch of Nazguls.
Snakes shoot out of the ground. Lots of running around and jumping happens. A shuriken battle ensues. The protagonist can not find any more sand in the desert for his time traveling device and then things exploded.
The end.